Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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