I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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