Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
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