I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
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You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
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I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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