I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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