erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I take back everything I said about communal showers
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
