It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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