Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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