He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i was born a porn star she said
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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