Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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