Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
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i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
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I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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