Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
