it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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