Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Sext me about skeletons
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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