i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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