looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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