We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
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im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Let's paint friendship bongs
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
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So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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