I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
These tits shall not be calmed
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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