so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
that's an acceptable place to lick
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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