also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
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After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
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If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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