just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
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The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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