Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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