this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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