Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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