eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
You should frame my arrest warrant.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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