Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
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And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
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I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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