She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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