i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
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From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
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So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
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A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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