so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
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I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
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Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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