The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
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You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
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you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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