his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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