distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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