okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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