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Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
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Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
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i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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