Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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