party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
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