so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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