Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
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you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
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He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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