Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
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I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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