Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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