He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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