sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
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Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
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And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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