his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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