i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
we're making bets on your personal life
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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