He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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