could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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