Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
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It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
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I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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