there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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