Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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