Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
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He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
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I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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