Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
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