then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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