We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
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The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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